GREENFIELD, MA: Greenfield resident Harold Custer, who was to attend an October 2nd taping for the ABC game show "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" was removed from the contestant pool because he has no friends to use in the "phone a friend" lifeline.

BOSTON, MA: Just four days into the semester, Professor Dan Dill has already informed 81 of his 300 "Introduction to Chemistry" students that successfully completing the course is, for them, already mathematically impossible.

BOSTON, MA: In the wake of losses that place them 10 games out of first place, the Boston Red Sox continued to release employees that, according to general manager Dan Duquette, are holding the team back.