GREENFIELD, MA: Area resident Wilson M. Underhill returned home a full 3.25 hours after leaving his parents' house in Rome, NY, failing to complete the trip in the required 3.1 hours necessary to Make Good Time.

ARLINGTON, TX: The Texas Rangers announced today that they signed former NFL quarterback Jeff George to a 2 year contract for an unspecified amount of money.

GREENFIELD, MA: Making up for the previous 50 weeks of doing nothing, Greenfield-area residents swarmed to local charities and relief agencies this past week, looking to get in some volunteer time to make up for their usual neglect of the less fortunate.

GREENFIELD, MA: The annual holiday party for Leavitt Office Supply kicked off what will be weeks of similar events, resulting in a widespread sense of depression for most of those in attendance.