GREENFIELD, MA: Churches in the Greenfield area are preparing today for an influx of parishoners for this weekend's Easter Sunday services, the vast majority of whom the churches will not see again until Christmas.

CLARK, SD: Doctors from as far away as Pierre and De Smet have descended on this sleepy town to warn its residents against the latest fitness craze, born right here at Clark Lanes: Tae Bo-Ling.

GREENFIELD, MA: Local residents don't seem to care one whit about anything of late, displaying a level of apathy unseen since a time no one could be bothered to remember.