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April 2002
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April 30, 2002
Everything Damp and Musty


GREENFIELD, MA: After a dry and mild winter, residents are having a hard time adjusting to the pattern of wet and cool weather predominant over the last two weeks. It doesn't help that the wet weather has left pretty much everything covered in some form of mold.

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April 23, 2002
Local Manager No Longer Able to Spout Bullshit


GREENFIELD, MA: After years of successfully spinning bad news into positive statements, little solid information into insightful analysis, and loss into spectacular gain, local man Kevin Connelly found himself unable to go on bullshitting any longer after a three-day-long stint of writing white-papers and PowerPoint decks.

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April 18, 2002
Local Garden Show in Horrible Mix-Up with Local Tractor Show


GREENFIELD, MA: The 14th annual Greater Greenfield Garden and Flower Show met an abrupt end on its opening day, as it was demolished by the 8th annual Mohawk Valley Landscaping Expo.

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