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May 2002
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May 30, 2002
Bush, Distraught and Confused, Loses Rental Car
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President Bush, unable to determine the cross he parked next to.
NORMANDY, FRANCE: After a long and difficult day commemorating the D-Day invasion, President Bush was seen wandering aimlessly among the gravestones, trying to find his Renault.

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May 23, 2002
Sox Lose Two Straight, Duquette Fires Paper Boy


ANDOVER, MA: The day after the Boston Red Sox dropped their second straight game to the Chicago White Sox, former Red Sox general manager Dan Duquette announced today that he was firing his paper boy, 11 year old Mikey Peters.

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May 10, 2002
NBC Fills Schedule With 'Law & Order'


NEW YORK, NY: Fresh off the heels of celebrating 75 years of programming, the National Broadcasting Company's upfront presentation of next year's prime time programming schedule will apparently focus on just one of those programs, Law & Order.

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