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July 2002
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July 26, 2002
Chamber of Commerce Lauds Jam, Welcomes Soylent Corporation


GREENFIELD, MA: The monthly Greater Greenfield Chamber of Commerce breakfast for July featured more than the usual scrambled eggs and choice of sausage patties or links. It featured some fine jam and preserves from Tucker Farms as well as a visit from the president of the Soylent Corporation, Ridley Jenner.

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July 09, 2002
A-Rod, Nomar, El Duque Fight MLB's Discrimination Against Hispanics


NEW YORK, NY: At a press conference outside MLB Advanced Media in Chelsea, Alex Rodriguez, Nomar Garciaparra, and Orlando Hernandez accused Major League Baseball of unfairly exploiting -- and poorly compensating -- the hispanic ball-playing population.

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July 02, 2002
What Happened To June?

GREENFIELD, MA: Residents of this small western Massachusetts town were shocked to realize today that it was July 2. Why shocked? Because no one remembers the just-passed month of June.

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