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August 2002
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August 28, 2002
Lead Counting Crow Rumored to be on 'Happy Pills'


SANTA MONICA, CA: Unconfirmed reports from industry insiders indicate Counting Crows' new album, "Hard Candy", may actually be fueled by Brain Candy.

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August 15, 2002
Amtrak Returning to Steam, Introducing Rail Gaming


WASHINGTON, DC: Facing budgetary shortfalls, heat-related derailments, and troubles over its new Acela trains, Amtrak announced today that it was replacing all of its rolling stock with coal-fired steam engines and would seek to relieve its financial burden by bringing gambling on to the nation's rails.

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