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August 2003
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August 18, 2003
Future Archaeologists Research Past, Question Appeal of Tara Reid

Greenfield, MA: A group of archaeologists from the 47th century arrived in town yesterday, traveling back in time to gather information on the early 21st century and ask what we see in actress Tara Reid.

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August 11, 2003
Rapper Fails to Mention Own Name, Label in Song

NEW YORK, NY: The music industry was stunned today by the debut single of a rapper in which he failed to either use his own name or the name of his record label in the lyrics of the song.

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August 07, 2003
Newly Sexually Active Sophomore No Longer Finds American Pie Funny

GREENFIELD, MA: Brandon Mitchell, who recently turned 20 and also recently lost his virginity, has ceased to be entertained by the infamous 1999 teen sex comedy.

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