WASHINGTON, DC: With less than 48 hours before Christmas, the available supply of nog was listed as "critically short," with possibly less than a day's supply at hand.

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND: The World Summit on the Information Society ended its most recent session today after a discussion on Internet access in developing nations and a debate on whether or not "What's On Your Mind" was the group's best single.

BOSTON, MA: The Boston Red Sox announced today that they had acquired the 509th Bomb Wing from the United States Air Force for Manny Ramirez, prospects, and free advertising on the Green Monster.